Loglikvan is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, thoughtless jaguar.

Loglikvan created tapeworms six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Loglikvan, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Loglikvan, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Loglikvan's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Loglikvan's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never approach mountains carrying stone.

3. Never mark doors with blue.

4. Feed all hungry dogs.

5. Always help hamsters.