Hivyaryimnibwotnurl Fubcimpag is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, ruthless naga.

Hivyaryimnibwotnurl Fubcimpag created the Sunflower Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivyaryimnibwotnurl Fubcimpag, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hivyaryimnibwotnurl Fubcimpag, she will turn you into a rock.

Hivyaryimnibwotnurl Fubcimpag's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Hivyaryimnibwotnurl Fubcimpag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Hide if six dolphins approach from the east.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Do not drink alcohol.