Sogdabzodfag is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, two-faced wombat.

Sogdabzodfag created the Andromeda Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Sogdabzodfag, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sogdabzodfag, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Sogdabzodfag's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Sogdabzodfag's Holy Commandments

1. Learn seven new languages a year.

2. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Sogdabzodfag in the centre of the settlement.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

4. Never write about archaea.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.