Misarmfab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, witless fairy.

Misarmfab created the Sunflower Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Misarmfab, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Misarmfab, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Misarmfab's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Misarmfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics near ants while wearing pink shorts and balancing five aluminium spheres on your legs.

2. Never wear stockings.

3. Do not wear indigo clothing.

4. Put Misarmfab first in all things.

5. You must love Misarmfab.