Gep is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, passionate sheep.

Gep created the Milkyway seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gep, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gep, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Gep's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Gep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Retreat if five tapirs approach from the west.

4. Do not dye your hair gray.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.