Teen is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, self-confident fox.

Teen created the solar system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Teen, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Teen, it will turn you into a sheep.

Teen's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Teen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep three dolphins in a large pit.

2. Do not kill monkeys.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never think about nucleic acids.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Teen.