Habnellgov is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, effective mongoose.

Habnellgov created snails nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Habnellgov, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Habnellgov, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Habnellgov's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Habnellgov's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.

4. Never talk about sharks.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity near rats while wearing violet rings.