Ganmegbamshav is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, unfair slug.

Ganmegbamshav created water two years ago.

If you believe in Ganmegbamshav, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ganmegbamshav, it will destroy your home planet.

Ganmegbamshav's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Ganmegbamshav's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ganmegbamshav.

2. Hide from brown sheep for they are unholy.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.