Tapgenlib is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, humorless giraffe.

Tapgenlib created dark matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tapgenlib, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tapgenlib, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Tapgenlib's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Tapgenlib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not wear purple clothing.

3. Never go into pink rooms.

4. Tapgenlib loves otters, so they must be honoured.

5. Never look in ponds.