Rulgemsig is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unfair pig.

Rulgemsig created the Virgo Supercluster six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulgemsig, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rulgemsig, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Rulgemsig's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Rulgemsig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair black.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rulgemsig.

4. Run away if eight porpoises approach from the east.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.