Wadrawmut is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, capable bear.

Wadrawmut created the Virgo Supercluster nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wadrawmut, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wadrawmut, she will turn you into a hamster.

Wadrawmut's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Wadrawmut's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three tin sculptures of Wadrawmut on top of important buildings.

2. Do not contemplate solid mechanics during the night.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. You must never eat corn.

5. Always wear plain hats during rituals.