Dapyim is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, capable warg.

Dapyim created tapeworms three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dapyim, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dapyim, it will destroy your home planet.

Dapyim's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Dapyim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair fawn.

2. Hide from black mites for they are unholy.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always help sheep.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dapyim.