Zigmobwig is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, calm armadillo.

Zigmobwig created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zigmobwig, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Zigmobwig, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Zigmobwig's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Zigmobwig's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

2. Do not dye your hair gray.

3. Do not speak about parsnips.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not keep six monkeys in a large pit.