Butgod is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, omnipotent butterfly.

Butgod created everything that exists five billion years ago.

If you believe in Butgod, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Butgod, it will send you a sign.

Butgod's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Butgod's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Butgod.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

3. Run away from blue grasshopers, for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about quantum gravity.

5. Never write about asteroids.