Xenjinrig is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, generous faun.

Xenjinrig created life three million years ago.

If you believe in Xenjinrig, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Xenjinrig, she will refuse to believe in you.

Xenjinrig's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Xenjinrig's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Xenjinrig.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. You must never eat limes.

4. Never hurt aardvarks.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.