Larpnigmonrul is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, merciless fly.

Larpnigmonrul created the Cigar Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larpnigmonrul, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Larpnigmonrul, he will send minions to preach to you.

Larpnigmonrul's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Larpnigmonrul's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Never talk about quantum gravity.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.