Omttarpfag is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, astonishing slug.

Omttarpfag created the planet Venus eight million years ago.

If you believe in Omttarpfag, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Omttarpfag, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Omttarpfag's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Omttarpfag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never think about planets.