Flangamquim is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, weak fly.

Flangamquim created time and space three billion years ago.

If you believe in Flangamquim, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Flangamquim, she will try to impress you with trees.

Flangamquim's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Flangamquim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never go into pink rooms.

3. Never think ill of sick moths.

4. Flangamquim must be the most important thing in your life.

5. You must love Flangamquim.