Tonkdimjen is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awe-inspiring salamander.

Tonkdimjen created the Sun five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonkdimjen, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tonkdimjen, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Tonkdimjen's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Tonkdimjen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill mice.

2. Always help moths in need.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never think about special relativity near doves while wearing red hats and balancing five tin spheres on your arms.