Vadstafarmarmpibcettarg is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, competent meerkat.

Vadstafarmarmpibcettarg created the Whirlpool Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Vadstafarmarmpibcettarg, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Vadstafarmarmpibcettarg, she will turn you into a frog.

Vadstafarmarmpibcettarg's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Vadstafarmarmpibcettarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Snails are not to be trusted.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory near sharks while wearing turquoise shirts.