Gubbiggem is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, selfish fish.

Gubbiggem created the world two million years ago.

If you believe in Gubbiggem, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gubbiggem, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Gubbiggem's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Gubbiggem's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not chant in public.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.