Hunfastaf is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, self-assured penguin.

Hunfastaf created the universe eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunfastaf, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hunfastaf, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Hunfastaf's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Hunfastaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Hunfastaf in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never write about dark energy.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hunfastaf.