Dimarmbom is a god.
He takes the form of a very long, blissful
scorpion.
Dimarmbom created the world nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dimarmbom, he will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Dimarmbom, he will try to impress you with rainbows.
Dimarmbom's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.
Dimarmbom's Holy Commandments1. Learn six new languages a year.
2. Feed all hungry hamsters.
3. Fast once a month.
4. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Dimarmbom in the centre of the settlement.
5. Always pray immersed in water.