Labrullripfet is a god.
She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, witless
deer.
Labrullripfet created silver three million years ago.
If you believe in
Labrullripfet, she will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Labrullripfet, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.
Labrullripfet's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.
Labrullripfet's Holy Commandments1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Labrullripfet.
2. Always take life seriously.
3. Do not shave your back.
4. Put Labrullripfet first in all things.
5. Never think about dark energy.