Cudbeprap is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, duplicitous bat.

Cudbeprap created the Whirlpool Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Cudbeprap, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cudbeprap, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Cudbeprap's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Cudbeprap's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of dwarf planets aloud.

2. Do not take Cudbeprap's name in vain.

3. You must love Cudbeprap.

4. Do not prepare lemons while wearing shirts.

5. Pray towards the west.