Yattdoddidflamzim Dodortcip is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unjust owl.

Yattdoddidflamzim Dodortcip created tapeworms three million years ago.

If you believe in Yattdoddidflamzim Dodortcip, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Yattdoddidflamzim Dodortcip, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Yattdoddidflamzim Dodortcip's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Yattdoddidflamzim Dodortcip's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Yattdoddidflamzim Dodortcip.

2. Yattdoddidflamzim Dodortcip loves gulls, so they must be respected.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.