Haktifvin is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, able hare.

Haktifvin created a top quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Haktifvin, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Haktifvin, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Haktifvin's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Haktifvin's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach rivers carrying stone.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near sharks while wearing orange scarves.

3. Never write about dwarf planets.

4. Never wear purple boots.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Haktifvin.