Godsadbatbot is a god.

She takes the form of a small, passionate mole.

Godsadbatbot created time and space eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Godsadbatbot, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Godsadbatbot, she will turn you into a slug.

Godsadbatbot's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Godsadbatbot's Holy Commandments

1. Whales are not to be trusted.

2. Always treat snakes with great respect.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Godsadbatbot.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Do not run in public.