Buthatzedlit is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, all-powerful hydra.

Buthatzedlit created a strange quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Buthatzedlit, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Buthatzedlit, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Buthatzedlit's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Buthatzedlit's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three ants approach from the east.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not kill otters.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Buthatzedlit.