Febpagrat is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, sapient hedgehog.

Febpagrat created the Tadpole Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Febpagrat, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Febpagrat, it will destroy your favourite star.

Febpagrat's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Febpagrat's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your legs toward the north during prayer.

2. Never think about thermodynamics near goats while wearing red jumpers and balancing four copper spheres on your face.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never wear pink tights.

5. Pray towards the east.