Gepxincad Zakfagfab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, witty horse.

Gepxincad Zakfagfab created a photon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepxincad Zakfagfab, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gepxincad Zakfagfab, it will turn you into a snail.

Gepxincad Zakfagfab's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Gepxincad Zakfagfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands pink.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.