Bisswotsin is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, emotional cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Bisswotsin created carbon seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bisswotsin, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bisswotsin, it will strike you with lightening.

Bisswotsin's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Bisswotsin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

2. Never wear tights.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never feed parsnips to frogs while wearing white ear rings.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bisswotsin.