Quamhotlit is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, overgenerous owl.

Quamhotlit created a bottom quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quamhotlit, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Quamhotlit, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Quamhotlit's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Quamhotlit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after eagles.

2. Never travel toward the east during spring.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never speak the names of comets aloud.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching iron.