Zodfossnurl is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, blissful mouse.

Zodfossnurl created viruses three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodfossnurl, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Zodfossnurl, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Zodfossnurl's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Zodfossnurl's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat grapes.

2. Never mention whales.

3. Do not take Zodfossnurl's name in vain.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching copper.