Tunbabhin is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, benevolent mole.

Tunbabhin created matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tunbabhin, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tunbabhin, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Tunbabhin's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Tunbabhin's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven dolphins approach from the west.

2. Do not wear mauve clothing.

3. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

4. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not trade with those who eat rice.