Waplagloop is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, confident skunk.

Waplagloop created matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Waplagloop, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Waplagloop, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Waplagloop's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Waplagloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill eagles.

2. Do not take Waplagloop's name in vain.

3. Always wear purple.

4. Never run in the presence of bats.

5. You must pray to Waplagloop four times a day.