Tindag Betquartappquim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, caring weasel.

Tindag Betquartappquim created the Virgo Supercluster three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tindag Betquartappquim, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tindag Betquartappquim, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Tindag Betquartappquim's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Tindag Betquartappquim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six horses in a large pit.

2. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

3. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

4. You must never eat corn.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.