Ruttvagyakbogvilnabladcum Kopwodlig
is a god.
She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, all-knowing
dryad
.
Ruttvagyakbogvilnabladcum Kopwodlig
created time and space nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Ruttvagyakbogvilnabladcum Kopwodlig
, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Ruttvagyakbogvilnabladcum Kopwodlig
, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Ruttvagyakbogvilnabladcum Kopwodlig's
most sacred site is Shengyou in China.
Ruttvagyakbogvilnabladcum Kopwodlig's Holy Commandments
1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Do not cook food in pots.
3. Always take life seriously.
4. Always pray in complete darkness.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
Votes: 1
Vote for this god
Previous god
Next god
Generate gods