Besshatmab is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, amazing wren.

Besshatmab created the Cigar Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Besshatmab, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Besshatmab, it will send minions to preach to you.

Besshatmab's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Besshatmab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Besshatmab.

4. You must pray to Besshatmab six times a day.

5. Never think about moons.
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