Wodjinpadpadpitbafbon is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, self-confident goat.

Wodjinpadpadpitbafbon created bats eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Wodjinpadpadpitbafbon, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Wodjinpadpadpitbafbon, she will turn you into a slug.

Wodjinpadpadpitbafbon's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Wodjinpadpadpitbafbon's Holy Commandments

1. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Wodjinpadpadpitbafbon on top of all buildings.

3. Never talk about dark matter.

4. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.