Cipdidpaglog is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, wise fox.

Cipdidpaglog created the Whirlpool Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cipdidpaglog, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cipdidpaglog, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Cipdidpaglog's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Cipdidpaglog's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow badgers to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Never gather seven moths near doors.

4. Never hurt monkeys.

5. Always wash your back before prayer.