Rancingat is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, ill-tempered otter.

Rancingat created snails three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rancingat, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rancingat, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Rancingat's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Rancingat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never write about photosynthesis.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Hide if seven whales approach from the north.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.