Dingodfoss is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, tiresome mongoose.

Dingodfoss created water five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dingodfoss, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dingodfoss, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Dingodfoss' most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Dingodfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never handle tin while unclean.

2. Do not study archaea on holy days.

3. Never wear fawn kilts.

4. Hide if four eagles approach from the west.

5. Do not drink alcohol.