Gennellsog Dodsawingbossmutlunjigben is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, capable alligator.

Gennellsog Dodsawingbossmutlunjigben created dark matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gennellsog Dodsawingbossmutlunjigben, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gennellsog Dodsawingbossmutlunjigben, she will turn you into a rock.

Gennellsog Dodsawingbossmutlunjigben's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Gennellsog Dodsawingbossmutlunjigben's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

3. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Always treat frogs with great respect.

5. Worship no other gods but Gennellsog Dodsawingbossmutlunjigben.