Ditwotgum is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, amazing dragon.

Ditwotgum created an electron seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ditwotgum, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ditwotgum, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Ditwotgum's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Ditwotgum's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured tortoises.

2. Do not gather at walls at dusk.

3. Never approach crossroads carrying stone.

4. Do not name children after gulls.

5. Never wear pink tights on sacred days.