Likmapxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, cheerful centaur.

Likmapxuc created the Sun seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Likmapxuc, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Likmapxuc, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Likmapxuc's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Likmapxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Likmapxuc.

2. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Likmapxuc in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Never sprint in holy places.

5. Run away from violet gulls, for they are unholy.