Megwabbablan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, uncaring hedgehog.

Megwabbablan created everything that exists seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Megwabbablan, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Megwabbablan, she will send you a sign.

Megwabbablan's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Megwabbablan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine ducks approach from the south.

2. You must never eat melons.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Dogs are not to be trusted.

5. Always help sick dolphins.