Ged is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, quiet octopus.

Ged created energy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Ged, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ged, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Ged's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Ged's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Never write about quantum field theory.

5. Do not chop down trees.