Veddumjen is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, omnipotent badger.

Veddumjen created a charm quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Veddumjen, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Veddumjen, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Veddumjen's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Veddumjen's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat rice on holy days.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never hurt bats.

5. Always pray immersed in water.