Cansagneg is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, two-faced dingo.

Cansagneg created the Sol system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cansagneg, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cansagneg, she will curse you with boils.

Cansagneg's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Cansagneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cansagneg.

4. Never write about ultrasonics.

5. Always stare at clouds.