Nelbassrutt is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, almighty fairy.

Nelbassrutt created the Whirlpool Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nelbassrutt, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nelbassrutt, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Nelbassrutt's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Nelbassrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tortoises in need.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not gather at bridges at dusk.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Feed all hungry nematodes.