Funhomomt is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, thoughtless hydra.

Funhomomt created an electron six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Funhomomt, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Funhomomt, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Funhomomt's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Funhomomt's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never go into purple rooms.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Always pray immersed in water.