Pidsiggun is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, cheerful jackal.

Pidsiggun created Mount Everest three million years ago.

If you believe in Pidsiggun, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pidsiggun, it will destroy your home solar system.

Pidsiggun's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Pidsiggun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist fate.

2. Never write about chlorophyll.

3. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Worship no other gods but Pidsiggun.