Manrillsis is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, humane manatee.

Manrillsis created the cosmos nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Manrillsis, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Manrillsis, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Manrillsis' most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Manrillsis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Put Manrillsis first in all things.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always stare at clouds.