Jabquamjig is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, strong lion.

Jabquamjig created dark matter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jabquamjig, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Jabquamjig, she will make you grow a tail.

Jabquamjig's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Jabquamjig's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching gold.

2. Always wear green.

3. Do not keep three frogs in a large pit.

4. Do not eat melons.

5. Never feed beans to squirrels while wearing white rings.