Wantofsab is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, thoughtless spider.

Wantofsab created a quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wantofsab, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Wantofsab, it will refuse to believe in you.

Wantofsab's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Wantofsab's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of galaxies into wood.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

3. Always maintain purity during holy days.

4. Always act with patience.

5. Never allow bats to witness sacred rites.