Stigkimcam is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, all-powerful frog.

Stigkimcam created humankind seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stigkimcam, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Stigkimcam, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Stigkimcam's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Stigkimcam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick sharks.

2. Do not hurt swans.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not dye your hair indigo.

5. Run away from purple mice, for they are unholy.