Cetgamcib is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, almighty swan.

Cetgamcib created the Large Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cetgamcib, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cetgamcib, she will throw large rocks at you.

Cetgamcib's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Cetgamcib's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not kill capybaras.

5. Always obey Cetgamcib's priests.