Timlatgodxuck Bogkimflan Manlistzag is a god.
He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, annoying elephant.
Timlatgodxuck Bogkimflan Manlistzag created tapeworms eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in Timlatgodxuck Bogkimflan Manlistzag, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in Timlatgodxuck Bogkimflan Manlistzag, he will turn you into a sparrow.
Timlatgodxuck Bogkimflan Manlistzag's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.
Timlatgodxuck Bogkimflan Manlistzag's Holy Commandments
1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Timlatgodxuck Bogkimflan Manlistzag on top of all buildings.
2. Never mention otters.
3. You must love Timlatgodxuck Bogkimflan Manlistzag.
4. Always pray in complete darkness.
5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Timlatgodxuck Bogkimflan Manlistzag.