Sawhabfom is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, boastful hydra.

Sawhabfom created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sawhabfom, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sawhabfom, he will boil you in a big pot.

Sawhabfom's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Sawhabfom's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Sawhabfom.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. You must never eat figs.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.