Janbonyarpceb is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, moody warg.

Janbonyarpceb created gold two million years ago.

If you believe in Janbonyarpceb, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Janbonyarpceb, he will not care.

Janbonyarpceb's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Janbonyarpceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Do not eat corn.

4. Never go into fawn rooms.

5. Always pray immersed in water.