Flabmilstik is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, caring snake.

Flabmilstik created a strange quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flabmilstik, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Flabmilstik, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Flabmilstik's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Flabmilstik's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick snakes.

2. Never skip in the presence of goats.

3. Never wear coats.

4. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

5. Do not covet oxen.